Ugh! That's It Happened Again!!
Ugh! That's It Happened Again!!
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I simply cannot this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the website police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a group of geese came out over a building. They were running all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe that just happened. Oh my goodness, I feel I'm going to faint! All of it was just beyond belief.
- I can't even
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?